Business for Freelancers


21
Apr 14

Top 5 Reasons for Tracking Unbillable Time

Ever have those weeks where you feel like you’re just glued to your computer?  By the end of the week you’re probably thinking, wow I really kicked some butt this week, Cha-Ching!

And then it hits you.

You can’t actually bill your client for all of that time.

photo cc:  jaci XIII

photo cc: jaci XIII

As it turns out all of that butt-in-chair-time doesn’t quite equal billable-work-time.

So, what does it equal then?  Why take the time to tediously track all of your unbillable tasks?

 

 

Doing research, writing proposals, accounting, and staff meetings are just a few of the essential unbillable tasks that are necessary for running a business.

And although time spent maintaining & growing your business doesn’t equal revenue, it does equal insight.

  • Which clients are eating up all of your time with meetings, emails, and consultation call?
  • Are your marketing efforts giving a good return on investment?
  • Could you benefit from delegating or hiring someone new?

The answers to these questions stand to improve your productivity, work-life balance, and your wallet.

It’s a little ironic that the time you can’t bill for, is the most valuable time you spend during the day.  I for one, think Alanis Morissette would agree wholeheartedly.

Top 5 Reasons for Tracking Unbillable Time:

  1. Small unbillable tasks add up and can take away from time spent on important billable tasks.
  2. Understand unbillable time helps you set realistic goals for earning revenue.
  3. Provides insight into where you team (or you) has been spending their time.
  4. Without unbillable data, you can’t make informed biz decisions.
  5. You can spend more time billing!

Unbillable time is like buried treasure.  But you can’t get to the treasure without doing a bit of leg work.

Using unbillable tags in Freckle can help you navigate the high seas of tracking unbillable time and get you to that treasure without  ever picking up a shovel.

 


7
Apr 14

The Psychology of Customers

I’m not ashamed to admit that I, Devon Kreider, have made my fair share of infomercial purchases.

There’s a reason why infomercials have become a massive phenomenon and and why many of us have contributed to the growing infomercial market.

photo cc: DonSolo

photo cc: DonSolo

On the surface they’re cheesy, a bit abrasive, and provide comedians with an endless supply of jokes.

But if you can get past all the simultaneous slicing while dicing and chopping while mopping, infomercials can actually teach us a thing or two.

The secret to selling like Billy Mays isn’t in the shouting, it’s in the structure.

Infomercials have a unique marketing structure, that when applied to a sales page or other promotional material, will cut right to the core of the psychology of a customer.

The Secretly Awesome Structure of an Infomercial:

  • Sell the benefits of a product
  • Back up your claims with solid data
  • Demonstrate your expertise through testimonials
  • Capitalize on the power of storytelling
  • Be a little repetitive
  • Show some comparisons between you and the other guy
  • Absolutely have a call-t0-action

Your customers wake up in the morning with a business problem.

It may seem like a software problem or a design problem, but what they’re really looking for is a solution to help them save money or earn more money.

Infomercials are able to sell even the most ridiculous products because what they’re *really* selling is a solution to a distinct problem.

The trick is to use real emotional triggers to talk about your customer’s problem.

You want your prospective customers to feel like you understand where they’re coming from. Like you know their pain and that you care about helping them solve it.

That’s where the benefits come in.

Often, we get wrapped up in all of the features our products have.  But your customers aren’t looking for features.

Despite what we may think, customers aren’t looking for fast, free, easy, fun, and pretty.  They’re looking for a way to earn more money, save time or increase their own customer base.

If you pay attention to the exact words your customers use, you can explain how and why your product will help them.

Nothing motivates people more than hearing their own words repeated back at them.

And if they can hear their own words through the testimonials of your satisfied customers, well then you’re one step closer to getting their business.

The biggest lesson we can learn from infomercials is that selling is, in fact, a science.  It’s a social science.

When we’re marketing to our customers, we want to drill down to the core reasons of why someone would want to purchase our product.

And to do so, we need to understand their motivation, their fears and doubts, and but most importantly, their pain points.

Then you can use the marketing structure of an infomercial without ever needing to say, “But wait, there’s more!”

 

 

 

 

 


31
Mar 14

Sell Yourself, Not Your Soul

Getting a customer to spend that first dollar is an uphill battle.  Sometimes it can even feel like a really steep incline that just goes on and on and on.

That “first dollar problem” is why branding and positioning and marketing are so important.  And not just for big bad enterprises with tons of money, but for small businesses too.

Self promotion isn’t about taking two days a month to market yourself and your biz.  It’s about the little actions you do everyday, and it’s about your sales pitch.

photo cc: HikingArtist.com

photo cc: HikingArtist.com

 

Selling yourself doesn’t have to make you feel sleazy or uncomfortable.  In fact, it shouldn’t.

You’re good at what you do.  You’re a pro.  And your customers need you.  They’re out there actively searching for the perfect you right now.

Creating that customer connectedness and developing a feeling of trust is difficult when you’re not face to face with a prospective customer.

So it’s your job to make sure that your message and your positioning is clear.  Not just so that customers can find you, but so that the right customers can find you.

On your sales page and in all of your promotional material you want to distinguish yourself from the competition.

Now I don’t mean reinventing the marketing wheel and coming up with the next viral marketing campaign.

I mean communicating who you are, what you do, and the value your product or service provides, just like you would in person.

You want someone to go to your website, read your copy, and be hooked on you and your biz before they even think about the price.

Because at that point, the price is trivial.  You’ve already got them nodding their heads uncontrollably and saying, “yes this guy gets it.”

But how?  How do you get someone to go from concerned-about-price to could-care-less-about-price? That’s a big leap, right?

Well, I’ll tell you this, it’s not by having beautiful Pulitzer Prize winning copy or really ingenious and witty slogans.

It’s by listening to your customers and understanding what their pain points are.

Getting to the core issues behind why your customers buy takes time and it takes research.  But if you don’t do your homework, you’re not only hurting yourself, you’re hurting your customers.

When your positioning and your marketing reflect exactly why your customers want your product or service, you’re not being sleazy or tricking them into making a purchase.

You’re telling them about a solution they desperately want to find and who (that’s you) is the best for the job.

P.S. Next week we’re going to talk about what you can learn from infomercials.  It may sound crazy but those direct marketers know what they’re doing!

 


24
Mar 14

Avoid Problem Clients and Reach Your Goals at the Same Time

I think it’s safe to say that no one wants to wake up in the morning and dread working with their clients.

When you work with clients that aren’t the right fit for you, it not only makes getting out of bed in the morning difficult, but it makes it harder for you to do your best work.

Your dream clients should want the same things you want.  They should really resonate with you.   But finding those shining star clients among a sea of bad ones can be tough.

The good news is, that once you’ve got a firm grip on who your ideal client is, you can easily evaluate all your future clients against those good client guidelines.

photo cc: Franklin Heijnen

photo cc: Franklin Heijnen

 

It’s important to find the right type of customers for your business – whether that be only working with software companies or seeking out customers with whom you can have a strong mutually beneficial relationship with.

It’s equally as important to make client qualification a part of your-everyday-biz habits.

One way to help you identify the good guys (your dream clients) is to use a little something I like to call, a Principle Document, to consult with before taking on a new client.  Kind of like talking to your best friend, if your best friend was on paper and concerned with the health of your biz.

A Principle Document is merely a fancy phrase for, a checklist that is combined with your long term goals.

The checklist is for you to compare potential clients with the principles and guidelines you use to describe your ideal client.

Now, let’s talk long term goals (cue the cheering crowd).

Too often when we hear the word, “goal” we automatically think of the word, “task”.  And no body likes likes the word, task.

Setting goals is super important for you biz.  But not if you set them for the wrong reasons.

The key to setting good solid long term goals is to align the goals and operations on your business with your values.

You want to start by figuring out what is the most important to you and your business.  Because you can’t find your dream clients until you know the key drivers behind why you do the things you do.

  1. How much money would I ideally like to make?
  2. How many hours would I like to work a day or a week?
  3. What types of projects do I want to work on?
  4. What other professional avenues do I want to explore?

Aligning the goals and operations of your biz with your core values will help you identify what streams you need to cast all of your lines in (that was my attempt at a fishing metaphor).

In other words, when your goals are consistent with your values, you’ll be loads more likely to target the right markets and the right clients for you.

The long term goals part of the Principle Document can seem a bit daunting.

But don’t let the terminology trip you up.  These goals are a reflection of your hopes and dream, your values and your passions.

Your Principle Document should do two things for you.

  1. Help you prioritize what factors are most important in a potential client
  2. Keep you from wasting time looking in all the wrong places for your dream client (cause let’s face it, the world is a big place).

Working with the wrong clients has ramifications.

So draft up a Principle Document, hang it on the wall, and consult it often and always.  You’ll love not waking up in the morning dreading the clients you work with.

 


17
Mar 14

Say Goodbye to Bad Clients

No matter if you provide a service, or sell a product, I think it’s safe to say that there is one thing every business can find a common ground.  Bad customers and clients.

If you put a group of people in a room together, all from different industries and different markets, I guarantee everyone would have their own customer horror story.

In fact, most of us can spot a bad client from a mile away.  We see the warning signs in their behaviors, and maybe our gut tells us to run…fast!

Yet a good majority of us turn a blind eye.  We ignore the creepy music playing in the background and go into the basement.

photo cc: Bricks of Horror

photo cc: Bricks of Horror

There is a school of thought in the biz world that says no customer is a bad customer, and that you should satisfy the needs of any paying customer.

And to the teachers of that school I say, wrongo! As someone who works in customer support, I’m fully behind and in love with customer satisfaction.

But satisfying all of your customers is simply not feasible.

Now, before you go off on a rant about how backwards I have it, let me explain.

The kind of bad customer that we can all pick out in a crowd may technically be giving us money, but they’re giving us significantly less money than our awesome and beloved customers.

Generally speaking, these are the customers at the low end of the spectrum.  They perceive less value from you and your product or service, and they have more ridiculous demands than the customers and clients at the high end of the spectrum.

In the end, they cost you more than they’re worth to you.  Not just in financial terms but in terms of your productivity and happiness.

The way to satisfy all of your customers is to choose the ones that are right for you.

Our instinct is to look at our customer and clients and identify the bad guys. Because that’s easy.  We can probably all name a handful of bad customers right now.

But what about the good guys?  What do they look like to you?

That’s definitely a harder question to answer.  But it’s the one that will make a huge difference in your business.  The right customers and clients are willing and happy to pay you more money because they value you.

And the right customers and clients, they remind you why you got into this business (whatever the business is that you’re in) in the first place.

So, how do you spot the good customers and avoid the bad ones?

First, you have to figure out who your ideal customer or client is.

And there’s no right or wrong answer here.  There are many parameters to consider when describing your ideal client.

  • Size of the company you enjoy working with
  • Minimum project budget and your payment schedule
  • Scope of the project
  • type of relationship with the client

But who has time to go through all of the possible good client guidelines that are out there?

You’ve got a business to run and a team to manage.  You need to be able to identify your most bestest, most ideal client without wasting any time.

To save on time (and you know we’re all about saving you time) ask yourself 5 key questions about your ideal client.

  1. How would my ideal client value the type of work I do (design, code, writing, etc.)?  How happily would they pay for it?
  2. How would my ideal client define quality?  Can they tell when my work is great, and when it’s just okay?
  3. How would my ideal client work with me? How and when do they give feedback? How much do they trust me or try to control me?
  4. How would my ideal client see my work (and me)? Is it instrumental to their business, or as a necessary evil?
  5. Have I ever worked with a client who fits this description? How’d it feel? How’d I find them?

When you can answer these questions, you’ll find that you *can* work with your ideal client. 

Not only that, but you’ll find clients that will look at the work you’re charging for as an investment.

Goodbye bad customers and clients, hello better business.  

P.S. Over the next couple of weeks we’re going to continue talking about how to work with the clients of your dreams.


10
Mar 14

How to Communicate Your Value

I hear the terms “value based pricing” and “perceived value” thrown around a lot when talking about raising rates and earning more money.

photo cc: lalegranegraSometimes I feel like you can’t go five minutes in a conversation about pricing without hearing one, or both, of those terms.

And it’s true, determining the value you provide a client and pricing go hand-in-hand.

 

But once you’ve figured out how much value your work creates for your client, then what?

How do you justify the price you’re charging, even if it’s totally what you’re worth?  What if they run away screaming and refuse to pay a higher price?

Just a couple of don’ts:

  1. You *don’t* want that screaming, price haggling client.  You want clients who are happy to pay the amount of money you’re worth.
  2. You *don’t* need to justify your price.

You *need* to communicate what you’re going to do for the client and how you’re going to help them.

When a client has a problem there are two things that they value more than money.

  1. trust
  2. the perception of reduced risk

Whether you realize it or not, clients approach every new project with a tremendous amount of fear and doubt.  They’re already thinking about the last four times they hired someone to fix their problem and how it didn’t work out.

Your job is to change the client’s perception of you right off the bat.

When you do that, they’ll be willing to pay your quoted price, and they’ll be telling all their other scared client friends about you!

The thing is that clients are just like you and me (the good ones, not the bad ones).  They just want to work with someone who understands them.

And you need to be able to communicate that with them.

Some Rules of Communication

  • Say things your client can understand and perceive value from.

Technical jargon and seemingly random numbers aren’t going to mean anything to them. How are you going to fix their problem i.e. increase revenue or reduce costs?

  • Don’t be afraid to be passionate.

When you’re talking about something you love or love to do, it really shows and it’s contagious.  Clients are excited about what you’re saying when you’re excited about it.

  • Show your expertise in your field and how you’ve solved similar problems.

Communicating that you’ve succeeded before, and then some, is the sexiest thing to a client. (Laugh now, but wait till you see it in action.)

  • Make it your business to know your client’s business.  They’ll be so impressed that you understand them that they may just fall out of their chairs (which would be hysterical).

If you can communicate what you do best, in a language they understand, it won’t matter what other competition is out there.

Because you’ll be selling your client on you and your price without them even knowing it’s happening!

So next time you hear someone talking about “value based pricing” and “perceived value” remember that those terms are just code for, getting your client to feel like you’re going to deliver on the promise you’re communicating.

The promise that you’re going to solve their actual problem and bring value to their business.

You want to leave your client thinking, “Wow, he gets me.  I can talk to him and he understands my pain. I’m willing to pay just about anything for him because he can get it done.”

And all it takes to get there, is some good old fashion communication.  

 

 

 

 


3
Mar 14

Charging More the Value Way

How much value does your work create for your clients?

When it comes down to it, that is the question at the core of the pricing issue.

photo cc Kalexanderson

photo cc Kalexanderson

After all, your clients hired you for a reason.  You’re not just a means to an end.

You’re a part of their business.  You’re adding to their business.  You’re saving them money and helping them make more money.

When you want to set a new rate, the first step is to understand the value you provide.  How you help improve their business.

Defining your value to a client can feel like a loaded task.  But don’t panic just yet, it’s not as hard as you think.

Before you can explain why you’re worth what you’re worth to someone else, you need to understand yourself.

Take a look at your last project (or last couple of projects) and ask yourself, how have I (or my work)…

  • created new business assets/products
  • improved existing assets/products
  • brought in/reached new customers
  • made more sales to existing customers
  • decreased risk
  • increased opportunity
  • increased efficiency/helped the client focus on their core skills
  • increased cost effectiveness/cut costs
  • created a competitive advantage
  • increased customer happiness
  • reduced stress over workload or responsibilities
  • expanded into new areas/markets
  • improved the client’s company/brand image

The key to earning the the rate you desire, beating out competition, and landing the clients/projects you want is communication.

The better you can communicate your value in a way the client can understand, the easier it will be to not only, earn more, but work with awesome clients.

For next week’s post we’re going to keep the conversation of perceived value going strong.

If you’re like us, and think that ideas about value based pricing are a bit vague and hard to implement, then you’re gonna want to come back and read next week’s post!


16
Sep 11

3 Great Reads to Help You Price Betta, Hunt Down Clients, & Work Those Deadlines!

Doggy Dreaming of a Roast Chicken. mmm.

Happy Friday!

**We hand-picked these 3 action-packed essays full of great ideas for your consulting biz.** Enjoy!

## Passing the Holy Milestone: How to Meet Deadlines
Deadlines: they’re hard to love.

> “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

— *Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy*

And yet they’re essential.

[This guide from Smashing Magazine](http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/07/28/passing-the-holy-milestone-how-to-meet-deadlines/) (we hearts them!) is everything you could want in an essay about deadlines:

* no nonsense
* full of graphs
* full of concrete, actionable advice
* *completely devoid* of useless feel-better fluff

While you’re at it, [click here to learn how to set up project budgets](http://letsfreckle.com/blog/2011/09/setting-project-budgets-in-freckle-in-30-seconds-flat/) in Freckle so you can be on time *and* on budget. (It takes about 30 seconds!)

## The Dark Art of Pricing
You may know Jessica Hische for her beautiful hand-lettering work, her illustration work, or her Dropcap a Day work.

But she’s also a biz smartie.

Check out her advice on [The Dark Art of Pricing](http://www.jessicahische.is/obsessedwiththeinternet/andhelpingyougetpaid/the-dark-art-of-pricing) and stretch your financial muscles.

Aaaaand click [here](http://letsfreckle.com/blog/2010/08/avoid-the-sales-funnel-swirly/) to [learn how to calculate your true hourly rate](http://letsfreckle.com/blog/2010/08/avoid-the-sales-funnel-swirly/). Because you’re missing out on money you should be earning.

*(Hint: the trick is that you have to track **all** your time, including time you can’t bill for. Like prospecting, sales time, contract prep, and all those little changes you don’t bother to track. Cuz the money is just slipping through your fingers.)*

## 101 Ideas to Get More Work & Generate Leads

Well, the title of [this blog post on 101 Ideas to Get More Work & Generate Leads](http://freelanceswitch.com/finding/101-ideas-to-get-more-freelance-work-and-generate-new-client-leads/) is pretty self-explanatory.

Once you’ve read that list, download & print out these handy dandy *actionable* self-promo checklists tailored just for you, you rogue agent you:

* [Weekly Self-Promo ACTION SHEET for Indies](http://letsfreckle.com/institute-of-awesome/downloads/InstituteOfAwesomeDay10.pdf)
* [Monthly Self-Promo ACTION SHEET for Indies](http://letsfreckle.com/institute-of-awesome/downloads/InstituteOfAwesomeDay11.pdf)
* [Yearly Self-Promo ACTION SHEET for Indies](http://letsfreckle.com/institute-of-awesome/downloads/InstituteOfAwesomeDay12.pdf)

## What Are YOUR Favorite Reads?

Let us know in the comments!

*Photo CC [redwood1](http://www.flickr.com/photos/29838086@N06/3557952994/) – thanks!*


16
Dec 08

What to expect when you’re expecting… to launch your product

It’s two weeks since we launched [freckle](http://letsfreckle.com/) to the public.

I know, now, what it feels like to have a small child.

Perhaps I am a wee bit melodramatic (some might say “whiny”). Actual parents of small children: please do not assault me or storm my castle with pitchforks.

But drama queenliness or not, the parallels are there:

* post-partum depression: check!
* staying up late / getting up early to check on baby: check!
* constant interruptions (on top of sleep deficit) driving me slowly insane: check!
* obsessively watching and documenting baby’s progress: check!
* feeling the immense responsibility that comes with caring for (an)other being(s): check!
* daily calls with pediatricians (merchant account services), financial planners (my bank web site), and other trusted advisors (thanks, [Erik](http://metaatem.net/) & [Alex](http://unstick.me)) to keep things running smoothly and handle the occasional crisis of confidence: check!
* wondering, periodically, if it was all worth it, and then feeling totally guilty because OF COURSE IT IS: check!

And, surprisingly, this is all so much more the case after our launch. Things were downright peaceful while we were developing and running the beta.

Or, maybe this is not surprising to anyone but me. But *I* was surprised.

Once you ship your product, you too will find yourself screaming bloody murder when faced with a clock!

## Launch – 1 Week

The first few days after launch left me quite down. Down in the “teen angst poetry” sense of the word, that is, not the “drunk on tequila and can’t get off the floor” sense. Unfortunately.

Simply put: the bubble of excitement had popped. It wasn’t that we had worked insane hours and burnt ourselves out, although launch day was a long day indeed.

In retrospect, I think the *Post-launch Let-down* is comprised chiefly of two parts:

* the passing of a major goal, the big target we’d been aiming at for 3 months
* the transition from *All About Us* to *All About Them*

We’d spent a wonderful (and sometimes exhausting/trying/frustrating) 3 months working up to the launch itself. Every time we came up with a fantastic idea, we felt great. Every time we cut out something unnecessary, and thus moved the project forward, we felt great. Every time we wrapped up a portion of the launch feature set, we felt great. Hooray for feeling great!

Once we shipped, we hit a brick wall. Sure, we had future plans, features mapped out, promotional ideas out the wazoo. But the biggest, hairiest, horizon-threatening goal was… *done*.

And, on top of that, it suddenly became Not All About Us. Suddenly there were all *these other people* we had to think about. And think about them we have, night and day, day and night!

Aaaaand there all those incoming links to read, and statistics to interpret, blog posts to write, comments to approve (and/or rebut), and, oh yeah, the little dashboard app we built that let us check on how many people were signing up.

You might say we were suffering from attention deficit dis—HEY, LET’S GO RELOAD GOOGLE ANALYTICS!

## 1 – 2 Weeks

Launching to the public is like getting punched in the face. Repeatedly. By one of those [inflatable clown doll punching bags](http://www.flickr.com/photos/mennyj/2044283962/) that wobbles but doesn’t fall down. It’s not only never-ending, it’s injurious to the pride.

After the first few days, we recovered from the initial set of knock-down clown punches, but continued to flounder in other ways.

There were tons of little bugs, of course, and we fixed them.

We responded lickety split to every exception / ticket / email / tweet / blog post / fart on the internet that mentioned us.

We even got ourselves a Campfire bot that told us when new exceptions / tickets / emails / tweets / blog posts / farts came in. (This is a mistake.)

We watched the web stats obsessively. (This is also a mistake.)

> *Tip:* Answering support tickets at 2am may feel productive and wise and responsible, but trust me, it’s the hormones talking.

In our exhaustion, we let our actions be driven by what was in front of us. The crying baby was calling the shots. If something wasn’t screaming for attention, we didn’t give it any. Total *End-of-Noseitis*.

In theory, we meant to spend a significant amount of time moving forward on some super awesome features.

In reality, we pretty much spun our wheels.

I want a free account with 50 million user logins! And a Google Android app! And Rolex integration! And a pony! Also, how do I mine for fish?

*I’m not implying that supporting our customers is a waste of time.* Au contraire, I think it’s very educational in addition to providing warm-fuzzies and being, you know, the right thing to do. But if you’re not used to it, an influx of feedback—no matter how kindly written and positive—is psychically exhausting.

And, as indie software developers, we can’t afford to spend all our time reacting. If we don’t set aside time to pro-act (gah!), to work on what makes freckle great, it will slowly become not-great.

And nobody wants that, right?

## 2 Weeks

Now, two weeks later, we’re settling into a rhythm. Folks who submit tickets at 2am are no longer experiencing 5-minute response times (thank god), we’re sleeping through the night (mostly), and we’re no longer spending all day feeling sad that someone on the internet misunderstands us.

It’s all about *setting boundaries*.

Boundaries, I say! Boundaries! Not drunken 2am joy-rides with the lane painting truck!

Setting boundaries, in this case, has nothing to do with ignoring my mother-in-law’s emails. (Which are actually quite charming.)

It does mean that I no longer check for support tickets or feedback emails every 30 minutes. I no longer begin to salivate whenever the Campfire bot goes “Ding!” I do not obsessively monitor the number of accounts. I try not to even look at the traffic analytics.

> _Q:_ Statements of fact, or daily affirmations?
> _A:_ A lady never tells.

This helps a lot, in terms of time management and resource management (where “resource” == “my sanity”). But these are only patches, little Hello Kitty Band-aids slapped on some pretty deep cuts. These changes are themselves reactions to a problem, rather than the forging of new… thingies.

So, to kick our own asses back into gear, we’ve scheduled our first “freckle day” since the launch. We’ll meet at 9am—like it’s a job or something—and work through til evening.

On *new things*, not catch-up. We’ve set goals! We’ve outlined steps!

Hooray!

## And Beyond!

Time will tell what the future will bring. New experiences, no doubt.

We’ll continue monitoring our energy and enthusiasm levels and trying new techniques to keep ourselves—and freckle—moving ahead.

Oh, yeah. And writing about it.

And if you’re interested in more touchy-feely posts about product-launching experience, well, you know where the [Subscribe](http://feeds.feedburner.com/freckletimetracking) link is. (Hint: [right here](http://feeds.feedburner.com/freckletimetracking].)


3
Dec 08

Ecommerce Stuff Nobody Tells You

Well, we’ve solved our latest credit card validation problem and it seems like a good time to give a quick recap of the lessons we’ve learned during this whole sordid process. Things that nobody bothers to tell you, not even the people you’re paying to do just that. This is 2008, but credit card processing is a technological throwback to the Dark Ages.

Things nobody bothers to tell you, version 1:

  1. The web sites for credit card processors & merchant account services are completely useless. Do not try to use them, not even the big fish that everybody respects (e.g. Authorize.net). You will only waste your time. Instead, call their tech support. We’ve found their human support to be unfailingly friendly and helpful, at least when it comes to answering direct questions rather than making suggestions (hence the Stuff Nobody Tells You). The hold music’s so beyond awful it enters into laughable, though.
  2. If you want to process AmEx, you have to call them directly, set up an account with them, and then talk to your merchant account service. Just because your CC processor’s interface shows you that AmEx is active, and your merchant account people tell you that everything is systems go, doesn’t mean there aren’t hidden things you have to do to, you know, actually process cards. Or that the errors will be helpful.
  3. Address verification (AVS) is voodoo. Not real science. AVS is inclined to reject real, valid cards all the time, even when you don’t count “user errors” (e.g. your bill says Apt 4 and you put #4). D’oh.
  4. Test charges are pretty much unavoidable. So, since AVS essentially doesn’t work, the way to verify a card is to make a tiny charge on it and then void the transaction. It’s not a charge you’ll ever collect on, but it’s not exactly a hold either. To us, it’s a bit squicky to think that this is the only way to verify a credit card number in this, the 21st century.
  5. Some banks will reject small test charges. About 10% of cards used to sign up were declined. Thanks to Stuff item #6, we couldn’t tell why from the error reports. Nobody could tell us why, either. We called Auth.net and they had no suggestions. We only found out as fast as we did because one would-be customer, our friend (& tasty designer) Johnny Bilotta, called his own bank to ask if there was a problem. Trying to be considerate internet citizens, we had set our test charge to $.01. His bank told him they reject small test charges under $1.00, but our credit card processor never thought about it. Even though it’s their business. Useless buggers.
  6. Errors are incomprehensible and your credit card processor is useless at helping you solve validation issues. The error you’ll get in most cases is General error. In other cases, you may get Declined, but there’s no way to tell why. Calling your CC processor won’t help you, either, because in many cases, they can’t get more information than you’ve already got. In other cases the phone reps just aren’t trained in spotting what must be common problems (e.g. the low test charge).
  7. When you ask why stuff doesn’t work, even due to Stuff Nobody Told You, they think you’re kinda dumb. Despite the support being, as we said, unfailingly friendly, there are always these awkward pauses when we’ve asked about Stuff Nobody Told Us. For example, when we called and said “So our account says we can accept AmEx but they’re all being rejected. Can you help us?” The nice lady asked, “Well, are you set up for AmEx with your merchant services provide?” and I said “No, what do you mean?” Awkward pause ensues. The lady assumes she is speaking with a polite nitwit and then the rest of the conversation takes twice as long as it would have if she hadn’t thought I had a room temperature IQ. Which is too bad, because there’s no documentation or on-ramping process that tells you this, and nobody thought to mention it, either, when I asked if I made the calls to both Auth.net & the merch acct people to ask “Hey, we’re going to live. Do we have everything in place?” last week.
That’s all for now, but I’m sure there will be more.
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